My brother-in-law made me this out of duct-tape!! It makes me so happy!
this is glorious!!!
you know, I didn’t even know her name, but I was never gonna be the same
Anonymous asked: What do you think about mylock by the way?
The Magpie and It’s Key ~clostridiumcriminal
drawn by hand in photoshop, references used
I dunno I’m just tired of working on it… *throws onto tumblr* *sobs because art*
"In a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king, and honey, you should see me in a crown." - Jim Moriarty
Week to week between cocaine and ambition, the drowsiness of the drug, and fierce energy of his own keen nature."
John Watson, A Scandal in Bohemia.
Watson and Holmes drift apart because Watson is in the throes of wedded bliss.
And so what does Mofftiss do?
They make John bored and miserable without Sherlock, dreaming of him, of his face, of the first night they met. They make his marriage look empty. They show us no affection between them.
They make John’s wife an assassin, instead of the sweet and kind Mary Morstan in the books. They make her a liar, someone who betrays John and shoots Sherlock.
Wedded bliss indeed.
The Watson from canon barely seems bothered by not having seen Holmes. He says he heard things of his doings from other people, knew little about what he was up to. The reader can almost hear the nonchalant shrug.
Our John, however. Our John is desperate for Sherlock. He misses him the way you would miss air if it was gone, gasping for it, aching. Let us remember that John’s blog tells us he sees Sherlock as a drug he’s addicted to, and Sherlock tells John in HLV that he’s also an addict looking for a fix.
Not of danger, but of Sherlock. He needs him. He needs him so badly it hurts.
So, Mofftiss has taken the canon separation of Holmes and Watson and turned it on it’s head. Instead of domestic bliss, John is bored and stroppy. Instead of a sweet wife who consumes all his attention, Mary is an assassin. Instead of Watson barely noticing Holmes’ absence in his life, John is dreaming of him, thinking about him constantly, talking to Mary about him until she’s openly annoyed about it.
A theme here. They are ‘fixing’ canon to accommodate John and Sherlock ending up in a romantic/sexual relationship. (via bilbobeutlin)
witchgirl93 asked: Hi, I'm looking for a fic I hope you or your followers know it. It's post-S3, it starts at Baby Watson's funeral but the main story is about John's anger & grief which he takes out on Sherlock by fighting with him physically & then having angry sex. Sherlock lets him because he blames himself for not saving the baby. It gets so bad that John asks Mycroft to send him away. The story is on AO3 in 4 parts, part 1 ends as John returns to 221 after a year away. I don't know the rest, help? Thanks!